Prague’s withered limb

The Golden City of 100 Spires (every time I read it, or heard it, there was a different number!)

Church of Our Lady before Týn and the shadow of the Old Town Tower, which we are standing in.

We had a great time exploring Prague and its sights. Even I sampled more than a few Czech beers, which are supposedly the greatest in the world! So, here are just a few of our favorite highlights and discoveries within Prague.

Jewish Quarter –   Between the Middle Ages and WWII, the Jewish population of Prague had been confined to a small section of the city. There was a continual ebb and flow of oppression and freedom, providing small windows of time where the community could enjoy a few freedoms and even develop their spiritual and cultural heritage. Many of the synagogues in the Jewish Quarter are hundreds of years old, which makes them particularly special because they are some of the very few Jewish institutions to survive WWII. Yet another one of Hitler’s twisted plans prevented this section of Prague from disappearing into history. During WWII, Hitler insisted that Prague’s Jewish neighborhood remain intact because he intended to turn it into a museum displaying the steps he took, and progress that was made, toward eliminating the Jews.

The Pinkas Synagogue was particularly moving. Inside, the names of Czechoslovakian-Jewish victims of WWII have been written on the walls. The walls are covered, floor to ceiling, sometimes over 10 feet high; the names include the birthdate and best known date of passing for each individual. The memorial was destroyed by the Communist regime in 1968. 80,000 of the names were rewritten from 1992 – 1996, but 183,000 names are still not included. It is an unbelievable visual reminder of the sheer quantity of human life that was taken. And that is just the first room. I thought that the main room in the synagogue was the only space used to display the names; however, they continue through three additional rooms, and even upstairs. No pictures were allowed, and I was really relieved to see people actually respecting the gravity of this unique memorial.

Upstairs is an exhibit about Friedl Dicker-Brandeis, an artist and painter who was deported to Terezín Concentration Camp. She provided secret art lessons, and ultimately art-therapy, to the children of Terezín for two years. In 1944, Dicker-Brandeis requested to go to Auschwitz, where her husband had been sent, and where she ultimately perished. Before she left, Dicker-Brandeis packed approximately 5,000 pieces of her students’ work into two suitcases, which were not discovered for at least a decade after the war. The children’s paintings and art work provide a totally different perspective on the Holocaust. I found myself pausing at the paintings in which the children had drawn signs written in both Czech and German, reflecting what their neighborhoods looked like before they were deported. I wish I could have found Friedl’s name in the synagogue.

Immediately outside of Pinkas Synagogue is the Old Jewish Cemetery. For over 300 years, this was the only place where Jews were allowed to bury their family. Not any bigger than a city-block, the cemetery contains over 12,000 gravestones, the youngest dating to 1787, the oldest to 1439. It is unbelievable.

Due to such limited space, people were actually buried 12 layers deep. It is estimated that around 100,000 individuals rest within the cemetery.

Amazing sunlight during our walk through the cemetery.

 

Firefighter’s Memorial –   Tucked beneath Charles Bridge, we found this Firefighter’s Memorial.

It reads: A firefighter is a person who lives two lives, one for themselves and one for others. Therefore the life of a firefighter holds a true understanding of all that is human.

Dedicated to the memory of the 343 New York firefighters who lost their lives on the 11th September 2001.

We shall never forget.

11.9.2010 Dobrovolní hasiči Prahy 1

The memorial was dedicated by a volunteer firefighting unit within Prague. To me, these discoveries reveal the true character of a city and its people, more than buildings and attractions. I don’t know why a group of Czech firefighters choose to raise a memorial to victims of an American tragedy, exactly nine years after it happened. I don’t know what ties any of these volunteers have or had with the US and the events of 9/11. What I do know is that it has been a very enlightening experience to live outside the United States, specifically in Germany, and especially during the past few pre-election months. I have learned, more clearly than ever before, that everyone knows what happens in the US, and more importantly, everyone cares. Be it iPhones, the President, or the lives of firefighters, everyone cares.

Church of St. James –   Alright, here it is! My favorite part of Prague! We walked past this church several times, but were not successful at getting in. Apparently it has bizarre opening hours, but from the looks of the outside, who would really want to go in anyway?

I mean, it pretty much looks like a crap-fest, right?

Finally, late one evening, I walked up to the door and heard music coming from inside. Joe, waiting across the street, had already assumed that we would be unsuccessful. I pushed on the door, and it actually gave way! Adopting the philosophy of “keep pressing on until someone stops you”, we walked (ever so quietly) into that evening’s Mass. The music that was coming from the choir and organ above our heads was astonishing. Like nothing I have ever heard before. I know I have been throwing around a lot of synonyms for unbelievable/amazing in this post, but it really was the most beautiful music I have ever heard. I should know…I’ve quit more than a few musical instruments in my time! Seriously, it was breathtaking.

Quite a contrast from the outside.

Not nearly as amazing, but equally mind-boggling is the tale of St. James’ thief. Long, long ago, there was a pilgrim who traveled from a faraway land to worship at the feet of St. James’ Madonna. He stayed in the church and prayed the entire day, watching the verger carefully. As the verger was preparing to lock up the church for the night, the pilgrim hid beneath the pews, as to prevent being seen. Once all was quiet and still within St. James Church, the pilgrim emerged and approached the lavishly clad Madonna statue. He took off his “pilgrim” robe, revealing his true intent, and began to plunder the gold and precious jewels adorning the altar statue.

As he feverously worked, he felt something grasp his arm. The Virgin Mary had taken hold of him. He struggled, and pulled, and tried to free his arm, but her grip was too strong. He could not free himself. The strain was too great and he eventually fell asleep, hanging by his arm, at the altar.

The next morning, the clergy arrived and found the thief dangling from the altar. He confessed that he had deceived them and came to steal the Church’s riches. “Please, please,” he begged, “get me down from here. I will leave the Church, and its riches, and will never be seen again.” The clergy stood and thought for a while, and finally announced their decision. “Yes, we will cut the arm off, and you will be free.” They pulled up the sleeve of the thief and began to cut. “Wait, wait!”, he yelled. “What are you doing?” The clergy responded, “This statue is hundreds of years old. We couldn’t possibly cut off the Madonna’s arm.”

Realizing he had no other options, and that losing an arm was better than hanging at the altar for eternity, he consented. After the thief was freed from the statue’s grip, she released the arm. The 400+ year old, petrified limb now hangs inside the Church of St. James, as a warning to all would-be thieves.

 

Pretty cool, huh?! It’s the stories behind a city that really make it interesting!

meine Feindin

So, it took me officially 13 months to find my German nemesis: a 5-year old girl and her cat Speedy.

This little girl’s mother runs the barn where I ride Dorian, the horse. They live in an apartment on the premises, connected to the barn. What this means for me: she is always there. She never goes away. Ever.

Ultimately, I know these stories are really only amusing to myself. However, some day in the far away future, I know I am going to look back on this German experience and say, “And then there was that little girl at the barn. Man, she was annoying. I can’t remember what she used to do, but trust me, she was a piece of work.” Well, now I don’t have to worry about forgetting!

There have just been too many interesting/questionable encounters with my nemesis for me to pass up the opportunity to solidify her, forever, in electronic history. For ease of reading, I have translated all of our conversations into English. There is only one key phrase that you  need to know: What is your name again? (Wie heiβt du noch mal?)

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Pretty early on, my nemesis approached me and initiated conversation:

NEMESIS: What’s your name?

ME: Trysta

NEMESIS: What’s your name again? (Wie heiβt du noch mal?)

ME: Trysta. What’s your name?

NEMESIS: Florence. (Insert French accent here. Her mom must have known at birth that she was going to need a sweet, French name to soften the blow of her over-sized attitude.)

ME: Pretty.

NEMESIS: What’s your name again?

ME: Trysta.

NEMESIS: Why are you called that?

ME: My parents gave the name to me. Why are you called Florence?

NEMESIS: My parents gave the name to me.

ME: Super, we are agreed then.

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No joking, two days later I am at the barn again and here she comes, hauling Speedy the cat, who is doing everything in his power to escape the death clamp she has on his head.

NEMESIS: What’s your name again? (Wie heiβt du noch mal?)

ME: Hi Florence. I’m called Trysta.

NEMESIS: What’s your name again?

ME: I already told you many times. Trysta.

At this, she leaves me alone and I go about my business. After I am done riding, as I am walking down the driveway, I hear Speedy’s desperate meow. I glance out of the corner of my eye, treading ever so carefully over crunchy gravel, trying not to attract her attention. She is playing alone on her bike, forcing Speedy to drive. I manage to pass her without being seen, but before I can escape, she inquires loudly:

NEMESIS: What’s your name again? (Wie heiβt du noch mal?)

As I am walking, I turn to look at her. There is no way I am going to scream my name down the driveway. The people here already think I am half mute-half idiot. I’d rather not prove them completely right, at least on the idiot part. She really wants to know, though.

NEMESIS: Wie heiβt du noch mal?

NEMESIS:  (now she is yelling, instead of chasing me with Speedy and the bike, which I am thankful for) WIE HEIβT DU NOCH MAL?!

NEMESIS: WIE HEIβT DU NOCH MAL?!

I think to myself: Maybe if you said: Wie heiβen Sie noch mal? (the polite way a child should talk to an adult), I would turn around.

NEMESIS: WIE HEIβT DU NOCH MAL?!

I walk out of sight and climb into the peace and quiet of my vehicle. If she was any older than 5, I would have given her the finger.

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Now, it’s a Sunday morning. I am happy to be the first, and only person, at the barn. Mind you, it’s around 9:45am. As I am gathering my tack, I find Speedy in the tack room, where he shouldn’t be. I shoo him out and two minutes later the mom/barn manager is hanging out of her apartment window. She looks a wreck.

MOM: Did you ring?

ME: Ahhhhh…no. (Speedy must have walked on the “doorbell” button in the tack room. Great, here they go thinking I am an idiot again!)

I put down my things and turn to find my nemesis, suddenly, standing right there. She is wearing a long sweatshirt, no pants, and no shoes. Looking back at the manure-covered path she just walked to get to me, I wonder to myself if she is going to climb back into her bed with those bare feet.

NEMESIS: Come.

ME: (confused) Does your mom want to talk to me?

NEMESIS: What?

ME: Does your mom want to talk to me?

NEMESIS: (taking my hand) We have to find the key.

ME: What?

NEMESIS: We have to find the key. Come.

ME: (dropping her hand) No, I have to ride Dorian now.

She stands there for a minute as I walk away, and then runs off.  I don’t see her the rest of the day. Clearly, she hadn’t lost her key. Although, I wouldn’t be surprised if her mom locked her out while she had the chance.

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This time, my nemesis has Speedy and a little friend with her. I am cleaning off Dorian and the three of them suddenly appear (Think: the butler in the movie “Mr. Deeds”. It happens this way every time.) at Dorian’s rear end.

NEMESIS: Can we put Speedy in Dorian’s tail?

ME: Noooo…I don’t think…

NEMESIS: (already sauntering off, with her girlfriend and cat, like they were 13-year olds at the mall who just saw someone “uncool”) Because Dorian is the spookiest horse.

Honestly, she could have also been asking me to put Dorian’s tail on Speedy. I’m not totally sure because I was hung up on the word “tail”. You see, in German, the word has several meanings: tail, and an inappropriate male body part that, in English, starts with C and shouldn’t be used by a 5 year old. Unfortunately, I encounter the inappropriate meaning more often than “tail”.

Regardless, she obviously already knew the justification behind my answer. Why did she even ask? She was testing me, I know it! Maybe I should have let her, just to see what was going to happen. Twit.

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I haven’t been back to the barn since the tail incident. We’ll see what clever schemes she has come up with for next time….

I don’t have any pictures of Florence or Speedy, because that would require talking to her. Cute baby cow will have to do!

 

Baden. Duschen. Ausziehen?!

The Germans are crazy about their “Kur”. Literally it means “cure”, but in reality it means going to a spa/sauna and lettin’ it all hang out! It is the solution for everything, especially here in the south-west, where the Black Forest is littered with thermal springs. Got a chronically inflamed intervertebral disc? Go to the Black Forest for some Kur! Got a hang-nail? Go to the Black Forest for some Kur! Got some spare-time? Go to the Black Forest for some Kur!

A classmate, who is married to a German, enlightened me to this critical aspect of German culture many months ago. Thanks to her over-willingness to share, she led a classroom discussion about it, and come to find out, there are actual provisions within the German health-care system (although being slowly phased out) that provide a 2-week Kur every 5 years as preventative maintenance. Nice! Sounds good to me!

There are innumerable options for receiving your Kur within Germany. Any town with the word “Bad” in its name has a local hot springs and probably a spa/sauna/Kurhaus just waiting to welcome you! After hearing every Monday what a great time my friend had at the “Saunaparadies” over the weekend, I told Joe we needed to see what the Germans get so excited about.

After months of pondering, Joe and I settled on Baden-Baden for our anniversary weekend. Germany’s most sophisticated spa-town has been welcoming over-stressed locals and travelers for over 130 years:

Mark Twain: “I fully believe I left my rheumatism in Baden-Baden.”

Bill Clinton: “So nice that you have to say it twice.”

** I took this picture from the Friedrichsbad website, on account of my lack of water-proof camera and the fact that pictures were absolutely forbidden. In all honestly, it really was a beautiful building.

Wanna know more about our trip to Baden-Baden? Treat us to a few numerous beers at Freiburg’s own microbrewery, and maybe we’ll let you in on the Germans’ secret to good health. Just maybe. In the meantime, you’ll have to figure out how to handle your rheumatism on your own.